MarchMar 4 Thursday Thu 10
Fuck damn venice
MarchMar 3 Wednesday Wed 10
I feel there should be far more topless female acoustic performers in the world #itjustmakessense
MarchMar 2 Tuesday Tue 10
Awkward moment #57: You have just finished telling your significant other you wish to part ways, and they reply with "no thanks"
MarchMar 1 Monday Mon 10
Shawn Spenser devined I would have a great day today #psych #iknowyouknow
FebruaryFeb 25 Thursday Thu 10
First day of school
FebruaryFeb 24 Wednesday Wed 10
Dear everyone: You probably know this by now, but @ConanOBrien is on twitter. #conanisdangerous #conanforpresident
FebruaryFeb 23 Tuesday Tue 10
Dear Americans, the most awesomest party in Austin, TX is only a month away. RSVP here: http://www.purevolume.com/thehouse
FebruaryFeb 19 Friday Fri 10
Locked out of the apartment... #oy
FebruaryFeb 18 Thursday Thu 10
Fun fact #453: You probably don't double check things enough.
FebruaryFeb 16 Tuesday Tue 10
I feel semi-heroic today.
FebruaryFeb 11 Thursday Thu 10
Dear everyone who did not wish me a happy birthday on two eleven: i'm disappointed in you. #seriouslywhatisyourproblem
two eleven
FebruaryFeb 9 Tuesday Tue 10
For the first time ever, the new Facebook design is actually good. Maybe I'll use it more than once a week. #dontholdyourbreathfacebook
FebruaryFeb 7 Sunday Sun 10
Merry Super Bowl America. Prediction: Saints win by 7. #downwiththecolts
FebruaryFeb 5 Friday Fri 10
"Green Arrow has pretty good aim" #smallville #geniuswriting
Three cheers for @dcurtis #fuckyouapple
FebruaryFeb 3 Wednesday Wed 10
Dear Fans: What are your thoughts on Mini Coopers? Honda Fits? VW Golf? Mazda3s? #imighthavetogetacar #idontlikedriving #helloladies
FebruaryFeb 2 Tuesday Tue 10
If Xena played a sport it would be: a) women's softball b) women's golf c) all of the above #theanswerisc
JanuaryJan 29 Friday Fri 10
The first word you think of to describe me; Go.
JanuaryJan 27 Wednesday Wed 10
iPad: An aristocratic device priced for the masses
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eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, office space, spaceballs, army of darkness, return of the joker, blade, ghostbusters, caddyshack, dodgeball, batman begins, pcu, back to the future, x-men, spider-man
Music
the get up kids, jimmy eat world, head automatica, rediscover, scenes from a movie, jimmy buffett, less than jake, motion city soundtrack, the movielife, mutemath, reggie and the full effect, the new amsterdams, nofx, reel big fish, the vandals, the descendents, we are the fury, hellogoodbye, ben folds, ben folds five, dashboard confessional, the postal service, death cab for cutie, piebald, say anything, the bloodhound gang, dance hall crashers, system of a down
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arrested development, heroes, psych, the office, mxc, entourage, curb your enthusiasm, friends, scrubs, the daily show, the corbert report, firefly, meerkat manor
Video Games
zelda, half-life 2, chrono trigger, spider-man 2, knights of the old republic, mario kart, marvel vs capcom 2, marvel vs capcom, marvel vs street fighter, x-men vs street fighter, marvel super heroes, x-men: children of the atom, lego star wars, counter-strike, ocarina of time, dance dance revolution
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calvin and hobbes, penny-arcade, pvp, diesel sweeties, dr. mcninja, explosm, ctrl+alt+del, foxtrot, big nate,