JanuaryJan 6 Wednesday Wed 10
Why on earth does anyone still care about the Wizard of Oz? #whywontyoudie #superwickedlame #imighthavewatcheditwheniwasakid #christonabike
JanuaryJan 5 Tuesday Tue 10
Let's face it: Dexter is a role model.
DecemberDec 29 Tuesday Tue 09
I totally used an invisibility cloak to sneak the gf and I into the soldout Harry Potter exhibit at the Boston Museum of Science. #crimepays
DecemberDec 28 Monday Mon 09
My fellow Americans, please look at this list http://bit.ly/5sfxpG of 370 common passwords people user on Twitter. #dontbethatguy #123456
DecemberDec 25 Friday Fri 09
Penny-Arcade is down. Also, Merry Christmas.
DecemberDec 23 Wednesday Wed 09
Flying across the country with the internet is the only way to go. #science
DecemberDec 15 Tuesday Tue 09
Hi America. I'm taking a survey: What do you love most about The Mitchell?
DecemberDec 12 Saturday Sat 09
Pasadena is a gloomy place.
DecemberDec 10 Thursday Thu 09
Anybody else get the unrated version of Harry Potter last night? I thought the sex scenes were very tastefully done.
DecemberDec 7 Monday Mon 09
Tiger Woods is seriously my favorite person right now. Mistress #9 just showed up? Pimp. #realamericanhero #gijoeisthere
DecemberDec 5 Saturday Sat 09
DecemberDec 4 Friday Fri 09
Cars piss me off. Why is it one thing goes wrong and then the whole thing is fucked??
NovemberNov 28 Saturday Sat 09
Mindy Kaling and BJ Novak (Kelly and Ryan from The Office) 4 rows away on my flight back to LA. #famousbyassociation
NovemberNov 24 Tuesday Tue 09
Headed from SFO to LAX now, to the apt, back to LAX, then to the land of the free. Here I come America.
NovemberNov 22 Sunday Sun 09
Fact: The New England Patriots do NOT lose two games in a row. Predication: 41 - 10. #sports #suckitjets #playoffsherewecome #suckitcolts
NovemberNov 21 Saturday Sat 09
Good news everyone. I am the undisputed darts master at the @vidly offices. #champion
NovemberNov 19 Thursday Thu 09
Genius: "In a double entendre, write a figure of speech so it can be taken in two ways--from the front and from the rear." @FakeAPStylebook
NovemberNov 18 Wednesday Wed 09
"Perfect" was the word used by my female doctor to describe my equipment. #ftw
NovemberNov 16 Monday Mon 09
For my fellow Americans who are too lazy to drive, this website is pretty sweet. http://www.walkscore.com/
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A true American Hero, unlike the G.I. Joe Movie.
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eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, office space, spaceballs, army of darkness, return of the joker, blade, ghostbusters, caddyshack, dodgeball, batman begins, pcu, back to the future, x-men, spider-man
Music
the get up kids, jimmy eat world, head automatica, rediscover, scenes from a movie, jimmy buffett, less than jake, motion city soundtrack, the movielife, mutemath, reggie and the full effect, the new amsterdams, nofx, reel big fish, the vandals, the descendents, we are the fury, hellogoodbye, ben folds, ben folds five, dashboard confessional, the postal service, death cab for cutie, piebald, say anything, the bloodhound gang, dance hall crashers, system of a down
Television
arrested development, heroes, psych, the office, mxc, entourage, curb your enthusiasm, friends, scrubs, the daily show, the corbert report, firefly, meerkat manor
Video Games
zelda, half-life 2, chrono trigger, spider-man 2, knights of the old republic, mario kart, marvel vs capcom 2, marvel vs capcom, marvel vs street fighter, x-men vs street fighter, marvel super heroes, x-men: children of the atom, lego star wars, counter-strike, ocarina of time, dance dance revolution
Comics
calvin and hobbes, penny-arcade, pvp, diesel sweeties, dr. mcninja, explosm, ctrl+alt+del, foxtrot, big nate,