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MarchMar 3 Wednesday 10
I feel there should be far more topless female acoustic performers in the world #itjustmakessense
updated 1 week ago via Twitter
MarchMar 2 Tuesday 10
Awkward moment #57: You have just finished telling your significant other you wish to part ways, and they reply with "no thanks"
updated 1 week ago via Twitter
MarchMar 1 Monday 10
Shawn Spenser devined I would have a great day today #psych #iknowyouknow
updated 1 week ago via Twitter
FebruaryFeb 24 Wednesday 10
Dear everyone: You probably know this by now, but @ConanOBrien is on twitter. #conanisdangerous #conanforpresident
updated 2 weeks ago via Twitter
FebruaryFeb 23 Tuesday 10
Dear Americans, the most awesomest party in Austin, TX is only a month away. RSVP here: http://www.purevolume.com/thehouse
updated 2 weeks ago via Twitter
FebruaryFeb 18 Thursday 10
Fun fact #453: You probably don't double check things enough.
updated 3 weeks ago via Twitter
FebruaryFeb 11 Friday 10
Dear everyone who did not wish me a happy birthday on two eleven: i'm disappointed in you. #seriouslywhatisyourproblem
updated Feb 12, 2010 via Twitter
two eleven
updated Feb 11, 2010 via Twitter
FebruaryFeb 9 Tuesday 10
For the first time ever, the new Facebook design is actually good. Maybe I'll use it more than once a week. #dontholdyourbreathfacebook
updated Feb 9, 2010 via Twitter
FebruaryFeb 7 Sunday 10
Merry Super Bowl America. Prediction: Saints win by 7. #downwiththecolts
updated Feb 7, 2010 via Twitter
FebruaryFeb 5 Saturday 10
"Green Arrow has pretty good aim" #smallville #geniuswriting
updated Feb 6, 2010 via Twitter
Three cheers for @dcurtis #fuckyouapple
updated Feb 5, 2010 via Twitter
FebruaryFeb 3 Wednesday 10
Dear Fans: What are your thoughts on Mini Coopers? Honda Fits? VW Golf? Mazda3s? #imighthavetogetacar #idontlikedriving #helloladies
updated Feb 3, 2010 via Twitter
FebruaryFeb 2 Tuesday 10
If Xena played a sport it would be: a) women's softball b) women's golf c) all of the above #theanswerisc
updated Feb 2, 2010 via Twitter
JanuaryJan 29 Friday 10
The first word you think of to describe me; Go.
updated Jan 29, 2010 via Twitter
JanuaryJan 27 Wednesday 10
iPad: An aristocratic device priced for the masses
updated Jan 27, 2010 via Twitter