The Jessica Files

Word for word a conversation that took place a few days ago here in this office:

Me: "Want to do that* this weekend?"

Jessica: "Mitchell, there are only two days this weekend."

Me: "Ya... every weekend."

*go to our uncle's house

Architects! Lend me your ears.

Why is it that all apartment doors are not made to accommodate couches moving through them? If I get an apartment, you can safely assume I will also get a couch. Said couch would be ideally located in said apartment.

It's not like I'm making computers with DVD Drives …

Real Life Conversations With My GF (Part 2)

An honest question

Ewi: when two people are arguing their side of an argument

Ewi: and then they both give in just a little bit

Ewi: to reach a ______

Ewi: i think it begins with a C …

SoaP (Part 2)

Over the past week I've heard people ask questions about Snakes On A Plane, specifically regarding its plot.

I'm speechless.

Real Life Conversations With My GF (Part 1)

I swear, you can't make this stuff up.

Ewi: "What's a rodeo clown?"

Me: "It's a clown that rides a bull at a rodeo."

Ewi: "But I thought they only let professionals do that."

Me: "Well.. the trained professionals can wear the clown make up."

Ewi: "But …