NovemberNov 28 Saturday 09
Mindy Kaling and BJ Novak (Kelly and Ryan from The Office) 4 rows away on my flight back to LA. #famousbyassociation
updated Nov 28, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 24 Tuesday 09
Headed from SFO to LAX now, to the apt, back to LAX, then to the land of the free. Here I come America.
updated Nov 24, 2009 via Twitter
Fact: The New England Patriots do NOT lose two games in a row. Predication: 41 - 10. #sports #suckitjets #playoffsherewecome #suckitcolts
updated Nov 22, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 21 Saturday 09
Good news everyone. I am the undisputed darts master at the @vidly offices. #champion
updated Nov 21, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 19 Thursday 09
Genius: "In a double entendre, write a figure of speech so it can be taken in two ways--from the front and from the rear." @FakeAPStylebook
updated Nov 19, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 18 Wednesday 09
"Perfect" was the word used by my female doctor to describe my equipment. #ftw
updated Nov 18, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 11 Wednesday 09
"Confusion" is defined as: Tom Brady grand slam dunks at the buzzer during a power play for a home run to win the Stanley Cup. #education
updated Nov 11, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 10 Tuesday 09
When I don't come to bed at a reasonable hour, my gf thinks it's appropriate to sleep on the floor in the room I'm working in. #silly
updated Nov 10, 2009 via Twitter
T-Mobile is down. #fail #wtf #thismustbelikewhatitwasinthe80s
updated Nov 3, 2009 via Twitter