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AprilApr 17 Friday 09
Someone is tweeting all over the place that the need a "PureVolume Clome" for $250. Good luck! @purevolume
updated Apr 17, 2009 via Twitter
AprilApr 10 Friday 09
2 hours down, 4 hours to go. Jesus arizona is far. Like... seriously. Tweet me a story!
updated Apr 10, 2009 via Twitter
AprilApr 9 Thursday 09
Why does it make sense to have an App full screen on Screen 2, but the menu bar on Screen 1? Apple's OS X is all sorts of stupid.
updated Apr 9, 2009 via Twitter
AprilApr 8 Wednesday 09
Dear Fans: You really can't make this up: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gfSlgBwxx7CiIzDLvPGxlexxx86gD97DNOK03
updated Apr 8, 2009 via Twitter
I'm headed to Phoenix, AZ this weekend... any advice? Is it dangerous? Do I need to not wear certain colors?
updated Apr 8, 2009 via Twitter
AprilApr 7 Tuesday 09
http://www.jimmyeatworld.com/ playing live right now on their site. #claritylive
updated Apr 7, 2009 via Twitter
A Playboy Playmate emailed me today. I feel like a true american hero.
updated Apr 7, 2009 via Twitter
4 hours of sleep = bronchitis 1, good guys 0
updated Apr 5, 2009 via Twitter
AprilApr 2 Thursday 09
To my fellow programmers out there, I ask you: Are you for or against php magic functions? #php
updated Apr 2, 2009 via Twitter
I feel lousy
updated Apr 2, 2009 via Twitter
The part about hipsters vs hobos is so true: http://dieselsweeties.com/archive/2248
updated Apr 2, 2009 via Twitter
AprilApr 1 Wednesday 09
Dear fans: A reminder that today is April Fools Day. Half the nonsense you read today is made up. Also, you're special and unique.
updated Apr 1, 2009 via Twitter
I just absent-minded-ly poured m&ms into my hand; I looked down and noticed that all 7 of them were green. What do you think that means?
updated Mar 31, 2009 via Twitter
Hot shower time. Ladies, consider this an open invitation.
updated Mar 31, 2009 via Twitter
MarchMar 30 Tuesday 09
Eating ice cream and watching the local news on FOX 11 in LA. I am awkwardly attracted to the female anchor woman. Film at 11.
updated Mar 31, 2009 via Twitter
PS. I'll email you soon. I've been sick and catching up with everything still. xo.
updated Mar 30, 2009 via Twitter
MarchMar 29 Sunday 09
"sex is the point of entry into the relationship." This has been my policy since '01, and it should be everyones. http://tinyurl.com/dewskj
updated Mar 29, 2009 via Twitter