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JanuaryJan 6 Wednesday 10
Why on earth does anyone still care about the Wizard of Oz? #whywontyoudie #superwickedlame #imighthavewatcheditwheniwasakid #christonabike
updated Jan 6, 2010 via Twitter
DecemberDec 29 Tuesday 09
I totally used an invisibility cloak to sneak the gf and I into the soldout Harry Potter exhibit at the Boston Museum of Science. #crimepays
updated Dec 29, 2009 via Twitter
DecemberDec 28 Monday 09
My fellow Americans, please look at this list http://bit.ly/5sfxpG of 370 common passwords people user on Twitter. #dontbethatguy #123456
updated Dec 28, 2009 via Twitter
DecemberDec 25 Friday 09
Penny-Arcade is down. Also, Merry Christmas.
updated Dec 25, 2009 via Twitter
DecemberDec 23 Wednesday 09
Flying across the country with the internet is the only way to go. #science
updated Dec 23, 2009 via Twitter
DecemberDec 15 Tuesday 09
Hi America. I'm taking a survey: What do you love most about The Mitchell?
updated Dec 15, 2009 via Twitter
DecemberDec 10 Thursday 09
Anybody else get the unrated version of Harry Potter last night? I thought the sex scenes were very tastefully done.
updated Dec 10, 2009 via Twitter
DecemberDec 7 Monday 09
Tiger Woods is seriously my favorite person right now. Mistress #9 just showed up? Pimp. #realamericanhero #gijoeisthere
updated Dec 7, 2009 via Twitter
http://xkcd.com/672/
updated Dec 7, 2009 via Twitter
DecemberDec 5 Sunday 09
http://www.marriedtothesea.com/102709/umbrella-argument.gif
updated Dec 6, 2009 via Twitter
DecemberDec 4 Friday 09
Cars piss me off. Why is it one thing goes wrong and then the whole thing is fucked??
updated Dec 4, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 28 Saturday 09
Mindy Kaling and BJ Novak (Kelly and Ryan from The Office) 4 rows away on my flight back to LA. #famousbyassociation
updated Nov 28, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 24 Tuesday 09
Headed from SFO to LAX now, to the apt, back to LAX, then to the land of the free. Here I come America.
updated Nov 24, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 22 Sunday 09
Fact: The New England Patriots do NOT lose two games in a row. Predication: 41 - 10. #sports #suckitjets #playoffsherewecome #suckitcolts
updated Nov 22, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 21 Saturday 09
Good news everyone. I am the undisputed darts master at the @vidly offices. #champion
updated Nov 21, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 19 Thursday 09
Genius: "In a double entendre, write a figure of speech so it can be taken in two ways--from the front and from the rear." @FakeAPStylebook
updated Nov 19, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 18 Wednesday 09
"Perfect" was the word used by my female doctor to describe my equipment. #ftw
updated Nov 18, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 16 Monday 09
For my fellow Americans who are too lazy to drive, this website is pretty sweet. http://www.walkscore.com/
updated Nov 16, 2009 via Twitter