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JulyJul 15 Wednesday 09
I don't drink beer, but this fictional guy is my hero: http://imgur.com/14eNc.jpg
updated Jul 15, 2009 via Twitter
I bet Rescue Rangers for the Nintendo last night. #chipanddale #ifoundthewhereswhysandwhos
updated Jul 2, 2009 via Twitter
JuneJun 28 Sunday 09
"Billy Mays was the only human that was allowed to speak in all caps locks" -someone
updated Jun 28, 2009 via Twitter
Billy Mays is dead??!!!
updated Jun 28, 2009 via Twitter
Independent films by womens studies student suck balls. I just wanted to see Away We Go.
updated Jun 28, 2009 via Twitter
He might be undead. It would explain a lot.
updated Jun 25, 2009 via Twitter
CNN is stating Michael Jackson is in a coma, yet TMZ says he's dead. I'll wait until Jon Stewart tells me what's up.
updated Jun 25, 2009 via Twitter
You heard it here first: Michael Jackson died today.
updated Jun 25, 2009 via Twitter
JuneJun 22 Monday 09
Just saw Twilight. 140 characters is insufficient to communicate the litany of clever comments and witty observations I am overcome with.
updated Jun 22, 2009 via Twitter
JuneJun 13 Saturday 09
Halo 3 is now conquered. Trilogy complete, world saved.
updated Jun 13, 2009 via Twitter
JuneJun 12 Friday 09
It's the weekend ladies... you know where to find me.
updated Jun 12, 2009 via Twitter
Apparently I've been transported to High School. On the upside, my time machine is an unparalleled success.
updated Jun 12, 2009 via Twitter
JuneJun 8 Monday 09
The dude from the csi show with the red hair and dark sunglasses is eating behind me. I'm half expecting some Who song to start playing.
updated Jun 8, 2009 via Twitter
Bing-a-thon over. I thoroughly enjoyed it, and SNL guy and Olivia Munn. Side note, I know a girl who looks like Olivia Munn, but hotter.
updated Jun 8, 2009 via Twitter