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MayMay 21 Thursday 09
PSA: The word "emergency" cannot be applied to the hypothetical situation of "someone trying to steal your lunch money" when you're 28.
updated May 21, 2009 via Twitter
MayMay 20 Wednesday 09
Reminder: Events that happen in your dreams did not actually happen in real life. Also, check yourself before you wreck yourself.
updated May 20, 2009 via Twitter
MayMay 19 Tuesday 09
Super Awesome, Super Overpriced: http://bit.ly/lg1Uk
updated May 19, 2009 via Twitter
http://twitpic.com/5gwu3 - Dear would be kidnappers: I'm at the bus stop across the street from this coffee been in santa monica. You ha ...
updated May 18, 2009 via Twitter
http://twitpic.com/5gqqh - Cool
updated May 18, 2009 via Twitter
You should all be aware that this exists: http://bit.ly/9QxkW /&cpg=cj
updated May 18, 2009 via Twitter
MayMay 16 Saturday 09
Fun fact: girlfriends get upset at you when they find your ex's bras in your apartment.
updated May 16, 2009 via Twitter
Wolframalpha is epic stupid.
updated May 16, 2009 via Twitter
MayMay 14 Thursday 09
My 5' 1", 100lbs mother recently informed us that if she played a sport, it would be basketball. Her justifcation? She can jump well.
updated May 14, 2009 via Twitter
MayMay 13 Wednesday 09
http://twitpic.com/54u6g - @prettyfacekilla this is a cupcake test
updated May 13, 2009 via Twitter
Sick of waiting for T-Mobile and/or Google to get their shit together. Rooting and upgrading my G1 myself. #android #cupcake #ihatewaiting
updated May 13, 2009 via Twitter
Fans: In case you missed it, the follow up to "Dick in a Box" http://bit.ly/dGHZe
updated May 13, 2009 via Twitter
MayMay 11 Monday 09
At the bus stop today, the kid sitting next to me asked to borrow my cell. He then coughed all over it and offered me weed. How are you?
updated May 11, 2009 via Twitter
My name is @maritzacollazo and I ended every tweet I write with #mavs
updated May 11, 2009 via Twitter
MayMay 9 Saturday 09
A sentence I never thought I would say: Star Trek was kick ass.
updated May 9, 2009 via Twitter