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DecemberDec 15 Tuesday 09
Hi America. I'm taking a survey: What do you love most about The Mitchell?
updated Dec 15, 2009 via Twitter
DecemberDec 10 Thursday 09
Anybody else get the unrated version of Harry Potter last night? I thought the sex scenes were very tastefully done.
updated Dec 10, 2009 via Twitter
DecemberDec 7 Monday 09
Tiger Woods is seriously my favorite person right now. Mistress #9 just showed up? Pimp. #realamericanhero #gijoeisthere
updated Dec 7, 2009 via Twitter
http://xkcd.com/672/
updated Dec 7, 2009 via Twitter
DecemberDec 5 Sunday 09
http://www.marriedtothesea.com/102709/umbrella-argument.gif
updated Dec 6, 2009 via Twitter
DecemberDec 4 Friday 09
Cars piss me off. Why is it one thing goes wrong and then the whole thing is fucked??
updated Dec 4, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 28 Saturday 09
Mindy Kaling and BJ Novak (Kelly and Ryan from The Office) 4 rows away on my flight back to LA. #famousbyassociation
updated Nov 28, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 24 Tuesday 09
Headed from SFO to LAX now, to the apt, back to LAX, then to the land of the free. Here I come America.
updated Nov 24, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 22 Sunday 09
Fact: The New England Patriots do NOT lose two games in a row. Predication: 41 - 10. #sports #suckitjets #playoffsherewecome #suckitcolts
updated Nov 22, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 21 Saturday 09
Good news everyone. I am the undisputed darts master at the @vidly offices. #champion
updated Nov 21, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 19 Thursday 09
Genius: "In a double entendre, write a figure of speech so it can be taken in two ways--from the front and from the rear." @FakeAPStylebook
updated Nov 19, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 18 Wednesday 09
"Perfect" was the word used by my female doctor to describe my equipment. #ftw
updated Nov 18, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 16 Monday 09
For my fellow Americans who are too lazy to drive, this website is pretty sweet. http://www.walkscore.com/
updated Nov 16, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 15 Sunday 09
Huge game. Pats vs Indy. Prediction: Pats by 7. #sports
updated Nov 15, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 11 Wednesday 09
"Confusion" is defined as: Tom Brady grand slam dunks at the buzzer during a power play for a home run to win the Stanley Cup. #education
updated Nov 11, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 10 Tuesday 09
When I don't come to bed at a reasonable hour, my gf thinks it's appropriate to sleep on the floor in the room I'm working in. #silly
updated Nov 10, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 3 Tuesday 09
T-Mobile is down. #fail #wtf #thismustbelikewhatitwasinthe80s
updated Nov 3, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 2 Monday 09
This is hilarious http://bit.ly/7Mugr #irl #football #fail #mademelaugh
updated Nov 2, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 31 Saturday 09
Just saw a chick dressed as gwen stacey. #hot
updated Oct 31, 2009 via Twitter