Justin Timberlake Isn't As Gay As He Used To Be

There are a variety of things I could say to defend my argument, like how his music is no longer total crap or he now bangs chicks; but I think I'll let the internet speak for me.

Old Justin (gay)

No
No No
God No

Current Justin (gayness has been replaced …

A diagnosis for my condition

So according to a MSNBC article, the scientific community has come to acknowledge "sexsomnia" (making sexual advances towards another person while asleep) as a medical condition. It goes on to call individuals (like myself) "sufferers." What the article fails to …

Tag: Is your child at risk?!

In news I never thought I'd hear, the elementary school I went to, Willett, has banned the game of tag. It is unclear at this time if the body spray is still ok. Slashdot.org even has linked to it.

I've have been of the long standing opinion that Attleboro sucks, …

The Jessica Files

Word for word a conversation that took place a few days ago here in this office:

Me: "Want to do that* this weekend?"

Jessica: "Mitchell, there are only two days this weekend."

Me: "Ya... every weekend."

*go to our uncle's house

Architects! Lend me your ears.

Why is it that all apartment doors are not made to accommodate couches moving through them? If I get an apartment, you can safely assume I will also get a couch. Said couch would be ideally located in said apartment.

It's not like I'm making computers with DVD Drives …

Real Life Conversations With My GF (Part 2)

An honest question

Ewi: when two people are arguing their side of an argument

Ewi: and then they both give in just a little bit

Ewi: to reach a ______

Ewi: i think it begins with a C …

SoaP (Part 2)

Over the past week I've heard people ask questions about Snakes On A Plane, specifically regarding its plot.

I'm speechless.

Real Life Conversations With My GF (Part 1)

I swear, you can't make this stuff up.

Ewi: "What's a rodeo clown?"

Me: "It's a clown that rides a bull at a rodeo."

Ewi: "But I thought they only let professionals do that."

Me: "Well.. the trained professionals can wear the clown make up."

Ewi: "But …