I swear, you can't make this stuff up.

Ewi: "What's a rodeo clown?"

Me: "It's a clown that rides a bull at a rodeo."

Ewi: "But I thought they only let professionals do that."

Me: "Well.. the trained professionals can wear the clown make up."

Ewi: "But then they'd look rediculous!"

Me: "Yeah. Much like a clown."