In news I never thought I'd hear, the elementary school I went to, Willett, has banned the game of tag. It is unclear at this time if the body spray is still ok. Slashdot.org even has linked to it.

I've have been of the long standing opinion that Attleboro sucks, and things have gotten worse since I have left. I feel this is strong evidence to support my claim.

In regards to banning tag, I am one of the most qualified individuals to talk about this, being incredibly short and underweight back in the day. As if that weren't enough, I played tag at Willett school. Now that we've come to the conclusion I am an expert on the subject matter, let's discuss my thoughts on the matter.

You: I'd like to start this by saying thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to meet with me.
Mitchell: It's my pleasure.
You: I don't want to come off as a stalker, but your face on the cover of Business Week was one of the most amazing things I've seen in a while.
Mitchell: Well thank you. I appreciate that.
You: And I just read the article about your company in the UMass Alumni magazine. I just can't get enough. I checked with my local library to see if I could pick up a copy of your biography, but they didn't seem to have it.
Mitchell: That's because it isn't out yet. And on a side note, the UMass article was 50% inaccurate / wrong.
You: I like how your legs were spread in the picture.
Mitchell: ....

You: So Mitchell, how do you feel about your alma mater banning the game of tag from recess?
Mitchell: I feel its a decision that is not in the best interest of the children. I used tag as a time to flirt with girls. Particularly Julie Flood. But then she moved and it was sad.
You: What did Julie look like?
Mitchell: Wicked Hot. I vaguely remember at this point, but I recall she was a lovely girl. I should try to look her up.
You: Truly, she's a lucky lady.
Mitchell: Hopefully, her and me both.
You: Thank you for your time. Its been an honor.