So according to a MSNBC article, the scientific community has come to acknowledge "sexsomnia" (making sexual advances towards another person while asleep) as a medical condition. It goes on to call individuals (like myself) "sufferers." What the article fails to mention is that this condition is totally awesome.

The article also mentions that they can't figure out what the cause of it is; "Researchers are struggling to understand..." Seriously? Really? Not even a guess?

Well good news researchers, I'm about to save you thousands of dollars and years of dedicated research. The cause is being constantly horny and wanting to fuck. A lot.

Scooby Doo mystery solved.