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    <description><![CDATA[A true American Hero, unlike the G.I. Joe Movie.
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      <title>Office for Mac still kinda sucks major balls #officexpFTW</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Office for Mac still kinda sucks major balls #officexpFTW]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:11:41 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Fuck damn venice</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Fuck damn venice]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 10:59:28 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>I feel there should be far more topless female acoustic performers in the...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I feel there should be far more topless female acoustic performers in the world #itjustmakessense]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 17:30:21 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Awkward moment #57:  You have just finished telling your significant other you wish to part ways, and they reply with &quot;no thanks&quot;]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 09:51:06 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Shawn Spenser devined I would have a great day today #psych #iknowyouknow</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Shawn Spenser devined I would have a great day today #psych #iknowyouknow]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 10:01:11 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>First day of school</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[First day of school]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 07:50:49 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Dear everyone:  You probably know this by now, but @ConanOBrien is on...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dear everyone:  You probably know this by now, but <a href="http://twitter.com/ConanOBrien" target="_blank">@ConanOBrien</a> is on twitter.  #conanisdangerous #conanforpresident]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:04:20 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Dear Americans, the most awesomest party in Austin, TX is only a month away....</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dear Americans, the most awesomest party in Austin, TX is only a month away.  RSVP here: <a href="http://www.purevolume.com/thehouse" target="_blank">http://www.purevolume.com/thehouse</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:34:45 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Locked out of the apartment... #oy</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Locked out of the apartment... #oy]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 23:17:18 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Fun fact #453:  You probably don't double check things enough.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Fun fact #453:  You probably don&#039;t double check things enough.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 11:55:27 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>I feel semi-heroic today.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I feel semi-heroic today.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 10:34:09 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Dear everyone who did not wish me a happy birthday on two eleven:  i'm...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dear everyone who did not wish me a happy birthday on two eleven:  i&#039;m disappointed in you. #seriouslywhatisyourproblem]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 00:26:17 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>two eleven</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[two eleven]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 01:54:14 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>For the first time ever, the new Facebook design is actually good.  Maybe...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[For the first time ever, the new Facebook design is actually good.  Maybe I&#039;ll use it more than once a week.  #dontholdyourbreathfacebook]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:13:09 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Merry Super Bowl America.  Prediction:  Saints win by 7.  #downwiththecolts</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Merry Super Bowl America.  Prediction:  Saints win by 7.  #downwiththecolts]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 11:37:21 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>"Green Arrow has pretty good aim" #smallville #geniuswriting</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[&quot;Green Arrow has pretty good aim&quot; #smallville #geniuswriting]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 00:16:08 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Three cheers for @dcurtis #fuckyouapple</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Three cheers for <a href="http://twitter.com/dcurtis" target="_blank">@dcurtis</a> #fuckyouapple]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:54:12 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Dear Fans: What are your thoughts on Mini Coopers? Honda Fits?  VW Golf?...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dear Fans: What are your thoughts on Mini Coopers? Honda Fits?  VW Golf? Mazda3s? #imighthavetogetacar #idontlikedriving #helloladies]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 11:23:57 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>If Xena played a sport it would be:  a) women's softball b) women's golf  c)...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[If Xena played a sport it would be:  a) women&#039;s softball b) women&#039;s golf  c) all of the above  #theanswerisc]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 21:18:28 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>The first word you think of to describe me; Go.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[The first word you think of to describe me; Go.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 03:14:24 -0800</pubDate>
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